March 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
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February 2012
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Dont you just hate it when;
explosiveroses:
you see all these armor mods for Skyrim that have /beautiful/ textures on them but the actual armor its self is the sluttiest, most disgustingly designed thing ever?
I just found this armor that would have had so much damn potential but guess what? Bare ass and tits.
I wish these modders would waste their talents on actual realistic nice things instead of this overly sexualized...
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lezune:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
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Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
tvd-and-bvb-rock:
food-is-my-mood:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
i was looking for bvb pics haha
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Okay, chickadees. Here's the deal.
tooraloora:
This is Taylor
Cutie patootie, right?
Now, Taylor is a very dear friend of mine. (Pictured; us dear-friending it up like the sassy bitches we are.)
Taylor is awesome. I could write a novel about how awesome she is, but that’s a post for another time, because right now, things aren’t so awesome for Taylor.
I am putting the rest of this under the cut because of length, but...
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